Uncle Fatty's Rum Resort 2833 N Sheffield Ave, Chicago IL 60657 p.773.477.3661
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UNCLE FATTY'S MENU

TROPICAL TRADITIONS

FROZEN DAIQUIRI $6

FROZEN PINA COLADA $6

BAHAMA MAMA $8
Bacardi Superior rum and Malibu Coconut rum blended with a tropical
blend of fruit juices, topped with Kahlua

MUDSLIDE $8
A creamy delicious blend of Stoli vodka, vanilla ice cream, coffee and Irish cream, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sauce

HURRICANE $8
The New Orleans original rum-heavy libation with Bacardi Superior Rum, Myers Dark rum, passion fruit, orange juice and grenadine

MAI TAI $8
Bacardi Superior rum, amaretto, curacao, pineapple and citrus juice, topped with Myers Dark rum

UNCLE FATTY'S SIGNATURE COCKTAILS

OCEAN POTION $20
The signature drink of Uncle Fatty’s Rum Resort, Hpnotiq Liqueur, Malibu Coconut rum and the perfect blend of fruit juices served in a 30 oz. fish tank

SOUTHERN TEA $8 pitcher $20
Absolut vodka, Bacardi Superior rum, Tanqueray gin, peach schnapps, fresh citrus and cola

BOOZE CRUZ $8 FISH TANK $20
Bacardi Raspberry, Limon and Orange rums, cranberry, orange and pineapple juice topped with lemon lime soda

BITCHY BLOND $6 FISH TANK $15
Stoli Peach vodka and lemonade

LYNCHBURG LEMONADE $6 FISH TANK $15
Jack Daniels, triple sec and lemonade topped with a splash of lemon-lime soda

SERIOUS PAINKILLER $8
Sailor Jerry’s “92 proof” Spiced rum, crème of coconut, pineapple and orange juices.

RUM WALKER $8
Light rum, Myer’s Dark rum, blackberry brandy, banana liqueur, lime juice, orange juice, sweet n’ sour and grenadine

UF FROZEN SPECIALTIES

DIRTY MONKEY $8
A mouth watering creation with Malibu Coconut rum and Kahlua coffee liqueur blended with banana cream, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sauce

PINK TACO $10
A thirst quenching blend of exotic X-Rated Fusion liqueur and premium Cabo Wabo Blanco tequila

PAPA GOLADA
PIna Colada with a kick, Bacardi Superior rum, papaya, pina colada

MOBY DICK $8
Bacardi Light rum, banana, strawberry and pina colada

SUN KISS $8
Mount Gay Mango and Vanilla rums, vanilla ice cream and a splash of orange juice

GET NAKED & SCREW ME $6
A layered concoction reminiscent of favorite popsicle flavors combining Cruzan Black Cherry rum and grape soda with Sauza tequila and orange soda

MARGARITAS
House Margarita $6 pitcher $18
On the rocks or frozen

UNCLE FATTY'S MARGARITA $8 PITCHER $24
Awakened by the warm sun on his face Uncle Fatty found himself somewhere on a beach near Cancun. Left only with the remnants of last night’s margarita and a half bottle of beer Uncle Fatty creates his signature margarita. Milagro Blanco tequila, orange liqueur, lemon juice and lime juice, topped with Bud Light Lime

PARADISE MARGARITA $8 PITCHER $24
Created and named for the waters that surround the beautiful white sand beaches of Florida and the Caribbean. Milagro Blanco tequila, peach schnapps, blue curacao and citrus juices

PATRON PERFECT MARGARITA $18
Two shots of Patron Silver tequila, Citronage orange liqueur, fresh squeezed lemon and lime juices

BIG DADDY DRINKS

TINI BIKINI $60
A giant beach bucket sized concoction that serves a party of 4. Mount Gay Silver and Mango rums and a tropical blend of fresh fruit juices (Only available until 8pm)

PORCH CRAWLER $20
Absolut Citron vodka, lemon and strawberry juices topped with Bud Light, served in a 32oz pitcher

MARGARITA "GRANDE" $50
A huge 84oz Jose Cuervo Margarita served in a tabletop dispenser for your party of 4. Margaritas are available in Original, Watermelon, Raspberry or Grape Flavors. (Only available until 8pm)

FISH BOWLS

Ocean Potion $20
Southern Tea $20
Booze Cruz $20
Pain Killer $20
Bitchy Blond $20

BEER

DOMESTIC
Bud Light $4
Budweiser $4
Bud Light Lime $4
Miller Lite $4
Miller Genuine Draft $4
Milller High Life $4
Pabst Blue Ribbon $4

SPECIALTY
Landshark $5
Goose Island 312 $5
Blue Moon Belgian White Ale $5

IMPORT
Corona $5
Corona Light $5
Red Stripe $5
Tecate $5
Modello $5
Dos Equis Lager $5
Pacifico $5
Amstel Light $5
Heineken $5
Foster (can) $6

COOLERS

DOMESTIC
12 beers $36
24 beers $72
36 beers $108

SPECIALTY & IMPORT
12 beers $48
24 beers $96

36 beers $144



 
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Uncle Fatty's Rum Resort - Tuesday Specials
COWBOY UP CHICAGO
$3 Soco lime shots
$5 Jack Daniels
$8 Reversed Cowgirl
(Pama Cosmopolitan)
$15 Southern Tea pitchers

FLYER 1
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Uncle Fatty's Rum Resort - Wednesday Specials
TWISTED KEYS
$5 Bomb shots
$5 Malibu cocktails
$12 Miller Lite buckets

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Uncle Fatty's Rum Resort - Thursday Specials
FATTY GONE WILD
$2 Bud Light cans
$3 Toxic Fruit shots
$5 Mt. Gay cocktails

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Uncle Fatty's Rum Resort - Friday Specials
THANK GOD IT'S FATTY'S
TGIF

$1 Bud Light Drafts-
while supplies last
$4 Modelo, Landshark, Red Stripe, Pacifico
$5 Kilo Kai cocktails
$15 Specialty pitchers

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Uncle Fatty's Rum Resort - Saturday Specials
ST. FATTY'S DAY
$15 Pitchers

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Uncle Fatty's Rum Resort - Sunday Specials
BAGS TOURNAMENT
$3 Soco lime shots
$5 Ketel One cocktails
$5 Jack Daniels

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Uncle Fatty's Rum Resort
2833 N Sheffield Ave
Chicago, IL 60657
p.773.477.3661